Can we all agree on the outset that not every woman wants to be "sexy _________" for Hallowe'en? Great.
Can we all agree that sexy costumes may be great for some women? Great.
Having said that, WTF is going on here?
|Sexy pizza? Really?|
|What on this green earth is sexy about an ear of corn?|
|Please, for the love of Maude, no.|
By the way, when you hit up the same website for sexy men's costumes, this is what you get....
|Really? I'm no expert, but is this supposed to be sexy?|
|More douchey than sexy, really.|
Now for the piece de resistance - I know we're not exactly going for practical here, but if you were on a SWAT team, which outfit would you be more likely to survive in? I know that garter is really going to protect her in a firefight - also, the armband. Very practical.